Muahahaha

Week-ends suck. I feel like such a slob because I just end up watching movies or reading the whole time (unless I do some cooking). I'm not allowed out on week-ends in case someone drops by and discovers I'm not at home.

"What? She's out gallivanting?? She must be a woman of easy virtue; I shall spread this news throughout the land so that none shall be so rash as to marry the harlot". Well, that's what my parents are afraid will happen anyway. A good girl stays home to cook, clean and entertain.

I think I'll be a bitch when I grow up and refuse to have tea in the house just to torture my guests. Cue petty diabolical laughter.